Text Tee — “PIG. ANTS. CRUSH. TYPICAL. SPACEMAN. WAREHOUSE.” Minimalist Statement T-Shirt

This soft, breathable tee speaks with quiet confidence. Clean, bold type runs down the front in stacked lines, carrying a dry, wry humor that lands in conversations and lingers. It layers easily under a jacket or stands alone with jeans, moving from lazy weekend mornings to late-night meetups. The fabric feels substantial yet comfortable — slightly textured in the natural shade — and the collar holds its shape after many washes. Wear it when you want something low-key but distinctive: a simple statement that fits into an everyday, lived-in wardrobe.

Product features
- 100% cotton solid colors; medium-weight 180 g/m² fabric for durable comfort
- Tubular knit construction without side seams for a cleaner drape and reduced waste
- Ribbed collar with shoulder tape to maintain shape and prevent stretching
- Dual printing: DTF for sleeves/inner neck labels and DTG for main graphic for crisp, detailed text
- Tear-away label, OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified, and EU 2-year warranty

Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean