Soft, breathable cotton and a deadpan headline make this tee a quiet conversation starter. The block-letter print reads like a found poem — simple, slightly absurd, and oddly specific. Wear it on slow mornings, on city walks, or when you want your outfit to hint at a dry sense of humor without shouting. The lightweight fabric and classic cut sit comfortably under a jacket or out in the open; the tear-away label keeps things itch-free. Thoughtful construction — ribbed collar, shoulder tape, and double-stitched hems — means this shirt keeps its shape through repeat wear and washes. It’s the kind of everyday shirt that settles into your rotation and quietly collects laughs and raised eyebrows.
Product features - 100% preshrunk cotton jersey (fiber content varies by color) for a soft, breathable feel - Lightweight fabric (5.0 oz/yd²) with a classic fit for easy layering and all-day comfort - 1x1 ribbed collar and shoulder tape to maintain shape and prevent stretching - Durable double-needle sleeve and bottom hems for lasting wear - Tear-away label and sustainably-sourced, USA-grown cotton
Care instructions - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Non-chlorine: bleach as needed - Tumble dry: low heat - Iron, steam or dry: low heat - Do not dryclean
